Monday, May 4, 2009

Hospital Fashion

So here is my issue. My step-mom is pregnant, like 8 months and 3 weeks pregnant. As in could go at any moment pregnant. Pretty soon I'm going to go skipping through the halls of the hospital, welcoming to the world the new member of our family. Rumor has it that doctors like to hang out in hospitals, and well, I'm currently single. So I'm looking for an outfit that says...

"Hi Doctor. I know what you're thinking, I'm a kid. But you're wrong, I'm basically an adult. While in this group I still fall into the category of child/sibling, I swear, I'm the oldest. And my parents had me really young, and well, my step-mom is even younger. I know that you're thinking that if I'm the sister, I need to be, like, what? 17. But, I'm not. I'm actually 24. Listen, I'm so old I'm considering preventative botox, ok? You don't get any sort of deal on botox, do you? And for the record, I'm single. I know. I can't believe it either.... (insert head tilt here). So, ever been to Nantucket?"

...where do I find an outfit that says all that? I also want something soft for the holding of the new baby! This mission is pretty time sensitive. I could get a bbm saying shes in labor any second. Oh! I can't wait. NEW BABY!!! What to wear?! What to wear?!


alyssa said...

short sleeve cashmere sweater. jeans. cute flats. maybe a hot piece of jewelry.

Marcy Christine Jones said...

i could totally see you in any of these...